Not to get all Oprah on you but I am going to get all Oprah on you.
Why? Because it is January and this is how I feel about January. You know how it is when you are running late somewhere and you have to run to your car in the pouring down rain only to step in a wet, cold, dark puddle emerging your entire foot and ankle getting your shoe and sock soaking wet, and then you have to wear that cold, wet, shoe and cold, wet, dirty sock to where it is you are going because you don't have enough time to go home and put on a new sock and even if you did you would probably step in the puddle again because when you are running late you never look down! You know that feeling?? Me too, and that is how I feel about the cold and dark, dreariness of gross, disgusting, January.